About

Hi there… My name is Greg and I live in Gravesend, a shit hole in the southeast of England.

I write for relaxation; Its mostly backward arse depravity and idiosyncratic diary entries.  This blog is there as a platform to keep me writing on a regular basis so I don’t dry up and get bored… it also gives me a place to slag stuff off and have a good old vent that noboby will really get to see … maybe!

I am currently studying (part time) creative writing at the London school of journalism, sharpening the knives if you will.

I smoke and drink constantly.

I have a job which hates me and I have overtly middle class tastes for a working class bloke and I get constant stick because of the food I eat and shops I shop in.

I want to move to the country by a lake and make pickles and chutneys in a dusty old shed which I shall sell at farmers markets (or on the web if I become too much of a hermit) and see out the rest of my days writing and raising a menagerie of different critters.

I enjoy coffee, reading and thinking I know more than I do about music, movies and literature… I am currently in love with eggs Benedict!

I try to avoid people whenever possible as I see no real need for human contact anymore (subject to change) but would love to do an archery weekend in the New Forrest with Pee Wee Herman, Winona Ryder, a young Ingrid Pitt and Bill Clinton!

… think of the japes!

Cheers and all that G.

you can find some of my scrawlings here:

http://smallpiecesofbrain.wordpress.com/

http://feverishfiction.wordpress.com/

go have a look!

THIS IS A DISCLAIMER!!!

If you are offended by anything that I write I really could not care less… these are just rants based around opinions or thoughts that I have had in my day to day life.  I do not take any responsibility if you do become offended by my thoughts on stuff, maybe you shouldn’t take things to personaly and you need to crush that bug up your arse!

THAT IS ALL!